I want my .... I want my .. M16

It took me about an hour or two to pack but now I'm all set and ready to go. My pants don't fit though which could mean ... yes .. I put on weight. How am I gonna pass my IPPT? Spend my Sunday with my wife . I watched a hindi movie with her and she said '.... suprise surprise you are watching a hindi movie!!!'. It was a thriller.. and funny thing is, unlike most of them, it didn't have any song or dance scene. Karisma Kapoor is such a babe. Anyway I predicted who the killer was(correctly) and took a nap ...I didn't even bother to watch the ending.