Toilet wars..

My wife has this habit of going to the toilet in the masterbedroom just when I am about to bath. The other day I had my Spongebob towel and all set to go when suddenly she zoomed in pass me and said that she had to go and went in. Exasperated as usual I shouted at her" Do you realized that there are TWO toilets in the HOUSE!!!" She ignored me, squatted and did her no 1. I retaliated by taking off my towel and scratching my ass in front of her face. She quickly squirted a jet of cold water at my butt. I jumped as the icy cold water hit my skin. I was about to strike back with the shower in my hand but when I turned .. she disappeared. Hmm I guessed these are the things you looked forward to in marriage- having someone too fool around with.